Quote of the day:

Yesterday, HEL was pleasant because we had it outside, at the tables in the library courtyard.

So what do you do when a water pump is needed? You rob a bank. That was my day today... I went to church this morning, realized I needed money so I stopped by Umpqua Bank and asked the one guy for money. He of course denied me. So I hypotized him. He then gave me a million dollars. I then bought a Lear Jet and flew to Cali to buy a Limo. I then crashed the Limo on Alcatrez. I came back to the campus and painted the dorms red. *winks*

Then I realized I didn't have a water pump, so I went to the local water resivor and jacked a water pump onto a semi and brought it back. I then plopped it on my car and my car was flattened. *shrugs* That's okay, I was able to buy another car off of the local Mob. It's bullet-proof and everything...

Wait, I hear sirens! Me must go. Don't tell anyone what I just told you!

*runs*