Wrote the below on my laptop a few days ago...
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Date: Monday, 4/19/2004
Time: 8:25 PM
I open this log with the knowledge that my hours are numbered. 0 through 24. 24 down to 0. Why must this be? Why must every hour be numbered, even though I be but mortal? I know not why I must be tormented so! Mayhap it is because I turned Veggie Tales’ tune on and sang to them. If that be so, I so formally repent. May that said event never happen again. But wait! The hours are still numbered! What must I do to remove said numbers?! If it requires torture, I shall be tortured! If it requires a quest to the ends of the earth, I shall embark on that quest! If it requires listening to hours and hours of Country Music, I shall…. *strikes pose* Wait, eh… Never mind, it’s not that important.
*walks off stage*
Blogger entry
Date: Monday, 4/19/2004
Time: 8:25 PM
I open this log with the knowledge that my hours are numbered. 0 through 24. 24 down to 0. Why must this be? Why must every hour be numbered, even though I be but mortal? I know not why I must be tormented so! Mayhap it is because I turned Veggie Tales’ tune on and sang to them. If that be so, I so formally repent. May that said event never happen again. But wait! The hours are still numbered! What must I do to remove said numbers?! If it requires torture, I shall be tortured! If it requires a quest to the ends of the earth, I shall embark on that quest! If it requires listening to hours and hours of Country Music, I shall…. *strikes pose* Wait, eh… Never mind, it’s not that important.
*walks off stage*

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